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April 16th, 2004

10:21 am

I have some major news that I have neglected to address due to general laziness. . My best friend Stephanie (a.k.a. Lou) got engaged a couple of weeks ago. Stephanie met a long time family friend of mine at my wedding. OK, technically, she had been introduced to Scott before, but they never really got acquainted before. Anyway, at some point during my wedding reception, phone numbers were exchanged. Dating followed and now they're engaged. How cool is that? People actually hooked up at my wedding. I rule! So the wedding is in October and I'm the Matron of Honor. Sweet!

I know this will seem like crappy update filler material, but sadly, this is the kind of crap I spend hours thinking about so I feel compelled to get this off my chest. My apologies for making you suffer through the following analysis... I keep seeing commercials for the new Gillette Sensor 3. It seems they've added a third blade to the old Sensor. But doesn't that now make the Sensor 3 the same damn razor as the Gillette Mach 3? They both have 3 blades and the soothing comfort strips. I really see no difference now between the Sensor 3 and the Mach 3 so why bother to change? Perhaps it's part of Gillette's preparations for adding blades to the Mach 3. I mean they have to do something to keep up with the Schick Quatro, right? We all know it's just a matter of time before Gillette launches the Mack 5. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for this to happen. Seriously, nothing beats a good razor war.

I was going to write a paragraph about how cool it is to see the Yankees start the season in a major slump, but I hate the Yankees too much to waste the space on them.

I went to Petsmart on Saturday to get cat litter. After asking why my entourage (Randy and Horatio) wasn't with me the checkout chick said, "See you next week". Clearly, I go to Petsmart way too much.

I wish I had more to say. I haven't done much of anything that was very interesting. I am so terribly boring.