I know this will seem like crappy update filler material, but sadly, this is the kind of crap I spend hours thinking about so I feel compelled to get this off my chest. My apologies for making you suffer through the following analysis... I keep seeing commercials for the new Gillette Sensor 3. It seems they've added a third blade to the old Sensor. But doesn't that now make the Sensor 3 the same damn razor as the Gillette Mach 3? They both have 3 blades and the soothing comfort strips. I really see no difference now between the Sensor 3 and the Mach 3 so why bother to change? Perhaps it's part of Gillette's preparations for adding blades to the Mach 3. I mean they have to do something to keep up with the Schick Quatro, right? We all know it's just a matter of time before Gillette launches the Mack 5. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for this to happen. Seriously, nothing beats a good razor war.
I was going to write a paragraph about how cool it is to see the Yankees start the season in a major slump, but I hate the Yankees too much to waste the space on them.
I went to Petsmart on Saturday to get cat litter. After asking why my entourage (Randy and Horatio) wasn't with me the checkout chick said, "See you next week". Clearly, I go to Petsmart way too much.
I wish I had more to say. I haven't done much of anything that was very interesting. I am so terribly boring.