Man, the bus sucked donkey balls yesterday. There was no air conditioning, it was crowded as Hell, there was a screaming baby, a creepy guy who kept staring at me and 2 annoying chicks behind me who blathered on and on and on about NOTHING. And to top it all off, the driver couldn't stop the bus without slamming the brakes nearly giving me whiplash. It was all the little annoyances I hate about the bus all at once. A total nightmare. The only thing missing was the charming aroma of a drunk guy who hadn't bathed in over a month. I have never been so happy to get off a bus.
I'm feeling a very negative vibe today. Everything just seems to suck. Well, everything except Randy, of course. I still think he's dreamy... But it does suck that Randy is working his ass off doing overtime runs and I won't be seeing him much this weekend. Damn the weekend is going to suck.
And you know what else sucks? Assholes who throw their gum on the ground. Earlier this week I stepped in a big pile of sun-melted gum in my brand new shoes. How hard is it to properly dispose of gum? Damn, lazy punks...!
OK, I have to go. I'm too cranky today.