I'm having a big ass sandwich for lunch right now. Randy fixed it for me this morning while I was getting ready for work. This thing is huge. It's got 5 slices of bologna, three slices of cheese, lettuce and tomato. It weighs at least a pound and is almost too thick to eat. Randy cracks me up with the lunches he fixes for me. Don't get me wrong. It's a very tasty sandwich. It's just shockingly large.
The other night at the Redhawks game, I got a hamburger for dinner at the concession stand. I saw on the menu that it was $3.75 and thoght that seemed like a reasonable deal. Now maybe I'm unrealistic, but for $3.75, I was expecting at least a little lettuce and tomato to go on my burger. But alas, there was nothing. I spent $3.75 on a bun and a tiny ass hunk of mystery meat barely larger than what you get on a McDonald's 39 cent hamburger. I felt like such a chump. I am amazed at how cheap the Redhawks can be. I mean you're supposed to get ripped off a little on ballpark food. That's just a part of life. But $3.75 for meat and a bun??? That's just ridiculous. It's not going to bankrupt the team if they throw in a little piece of lettuce and a slice of tomato. It'd still be a rip, but at least I'd feel like I got something. Cheap bastards!
Wow, I guess I complain a lot about the Redhawks. I'm really not that damn bitchy. It's just that the Redhawks are a very poorly run operation. If I didn't vent my frustration here, someone might end up getting hurt. It is a great challenge to put up with this crap on a regular basis. If I just went to games once or twice a year, I wouldn't even notice the ineptitude. But night after night and season after season of riculous bullshit is hard to overlook. I wish I could buy the team. Then I'd bring in some good people who know how to run a ball club. I'd make the place a little more fan friendly and treat the season ticket holders better.
Ugh, I am so full. I'll never be able to finish this sandwich.
Ooh!!! I made waffles for dinner last night and they were totally bitchin'. I kick ass with a waffle iron.
OK, this update is getting a little random. It's quite obvious I have nothing to say. I better stop. My lunch hour is about over anyway. Have a lovely day!