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November 14th, 2002

12:04 pm

If you haven't been reading my message board, then you're missing out. The infamous Rudeboy has been giving lessons in the art of dump appreciation. You college students be sure to check with your academic advisors as many schools may offer course credit.

There's this old guy who rides the bus a lot. He's got to be at least 80, but he's still very active and feisty. He's a really sweet old guy and always has interesting stories. He's also not shy about his fondness for women. I don't think I've been on the bus with him when women weren't a topic of conversation. Yesterday he got on the bus and the Boob guy asked this guy what he was up to. He said he was out looking for pretty girls. He said he liked all these girls walking around in jeans so tight that it looked like the women had to be poured into them. The Boob guy said "So are you saying that you like women who are packing a little lunch?" The old guy says "Oh yeah." This stuff kills me. I love all these characters I meet on the bus.

If you can't tell I really have nothing to say. I'm just grasping at straws to come up with material. It's hard to come up with stuff to write about when you don't have a life. I'll be getting out of the house this weekend so maybe things will pick up.