Now as a general rule, I do not pay attention to womens' breasts. I really have no interest in them. But occasionally I see some breasts that are so huge, fake and out of proportion that it's impossible not to notice. Yesterday, I saw the the most freaky breasts I have ever seen. I was on the bus and this chick got on. She was a heavy girl and had very ample, lardy breasts I'm talking huge here. Like, I'm not sure how big bra sizes go - I once saw a double F cup at the store - this chick would need a quadruple F cup if there's such a thing. Her breasts were scary-big. But what was so weird was that these things were not only the largest breasts I have ever seen, but they were perfectly round and very bouncy. As overweight as this girl was, you'd expect her breasts to be hanging down around the belt area. But hers were ... well, I guess perky is the best way to describe them. It was such an odd sight. Now this chick was either wearing one hell of a push-up bra or she had a boob job or perhaps it was the old boob job/push up bra combo. It was really shocking. Even as big as the girl was, her breasts looked like they were way too big for her body. I wish I had a camera on me so I could get a picture. Words just can't describe how freakishly large this woman's breasts were. In fact, I was so stunned by these breasts that I caught myself about to blurt out to the bus driver "Oh my God! Did you see the breasts on that woman?" Fortunately I came to my senses and was able to stop myself just in time. Man, that would have been embarrassing. Too bad the boob guy isn't driving the bus anymore. He would have appreciated my amazement.
I finally got my surround-sound up and running again. I've been without a stereo since early April when my system got fried in a lightening storm. At first I thought my speakers were blown out so I took them in for repair. But I got them back and I still had problems. So I decided that the problem must be with the receiver so I had to have it sent off for repair. Well, after what seems like an eternity, I finally got my receiver back yesterday. I hooked everything up and it works! I am so excited. I missed my stereo so much.
Dammit, I know I had something to rant about and I can't remember what it was. Man, that pisses me off. Oh well, I'll have to save it for next time. I think the gravitational pull from that woman's abnormally large breasts has somehow damaged my brain. Later.